1 . Life is not fair， get used to it。
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在你出生之前，你的父母并非像他们现在这样乏味。他们变成今天这个样子是因为这些年来他们一直在为你付账单，给你洗衣服，听你大谈你是如何的酷。所以，如果你想消灭你父母那一辈中的"寄生虫"来拯救雨林的话，还是先去清除你房间衣柜里的虫子吧。
3 . 你要知道不是每个人，都可以在我心里兴风作浪。
4 . 若我会遇见你，事隔经年，我如何向你招呼？以眼泪，以沉默。
5 . 不要骗自己，一个人爱不爱你，在不在意你，你是感觉得到的。
6 . Television is NOT real life。 In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs。
7 . You will not make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school。 You won"t be a vice president with a car phone， until you earn both。
8 . 世界上最大的折磨莫过于在爱的同时又带着藐视。
9 . 这世上的真话本就不多，一位女子的脸红胜过一大段对白。
10 . 随着时光的流逝，我慢慢明白了，只有存在的东西才会消失，不管是城市、爱情，还是父母。
11 . Before you were born， your parents weren"t as boring as they are now。 They got that way from paying your bills， cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are。 So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents" generation， try "delousing" the closet in your own room。
12 . Your school may have done away with winners and losers， but life has not。 In some schools they have abolished failing grades； they"ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer。 This doesn"t bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life。
13 . Life is not divided into semesters。 You don"t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself。 Do that on your own time。
14 . 能够说出的委屈，便不算委屈；能够抢走的爱人，便不算爱人。
15 . If you mess up， it"s not your parents" fault， so don"t whine about our mistakes， learn from them。
16 . 眼睛为她下着雨，心却为她打着伞，这就是爱情。
17 . 永远不要放弃你真正想要的东西，等待虽难，但后悔更甚。
18 . If you think your teacher is tough， wait till you get a boss。 He doesn"t have tenure。
19 . Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity。 Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping； they called it opportunity。
20 . The world won"t care about your self-esteem。 The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself。
