1 . 一双皮鞋一个小巷一个老婆一蹬脚就是一辈子
2 . 你是我的 半截的诗
3 . 死猪不怕开水烫，考试越近我越浪。
4 . 我在时光里享受温暖，我在流年里忘记花开。I enjoy warm in time. I forget blooms in the internal.
5 . 半截用心爱着 半截用肉体埋着
6 . 我不是看不起你，而是压根就懒得理你。
7 . 世界上，没有挤不出的时间，只有不想赴的约，每一个选择，其实都是内心所向。In the world, there is no time to squeeze out, only an appointment that you don"t want to go to. Every choice is actually your heart"s desire.
8 . 愿你往后有酒有肉有姑娘，姑娘丑的不像样。
9 . 每个人都会累，没有人能为你承担所有伤悲，人总是要学会自己长大。Everyone will be tired, no one can bear all the sadness for you, people always have to learn to grow up.
10 . 然后再下来
11 . 余生那么美好，何必和一群狗打交道。
12 . 有种骨气叫做无聊到死都不做作业。
13 . 因为无能为力，所以顺其自然。因为心无所恃，所以随遇而安。Because there is nothing to do, let it be. Because the heart has nothing to depend on, so be at ease with circumstances.
14 . 就算你是一个仙人掌，我也愿意忍受所有的疼痛来拥抱你。If you were a cactus,I'd endure all the pain just to hug you.
15 . 不想讨人喜欢，只想做个迷人的混蛋。
16 . 一个星期天一堆大便一泡尿一个荒诞的念头烟消云散
17 . 情到深处想打你一顿。
18 . 我就是你的神，颠倒众生。
19 . 和所有以梦为马的诗人一样
20 . 万里长篇不及你只言片语，风和日丽不如你寥寥一面。Ten thousand miles is not as long as you just say a few words, the wind and sunshine is not as beautiful as you.
