1 . Know is know ,no know is no know,is know 也. 知之为知之,不知为不知,是知也
2 . One car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, one car died! (关于一场车祸的描述)
3 . Chinese dream flying nine days.中国梦飞九天
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5 . 你为什么不找个安静的地方自个儿数数脑细胞儿去?
6 . 最近总是失眠,16小时就醒一次。
7 . Dangqi dream , I have the power.荡起梦想,我有力量
8 . We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿!
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9 . 长得帅有什么用啊!到银行用脸刷卡吗?
10 . Hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home! 有事起奏,无事退朝
11 . As far as you go to die.有多远,死多远!
12 . 同一个问题重复犯,不同问题不停犯。
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13 . No care three seven two ten one. 不管三七二十一
14 . 女子无才便是德,我一定是太缺德了。
15 . If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条
16 . Husband and wife lung slice.夫妻肺片
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17 . play a big knife before Guan Gong 关公面前耍大刀
18 . Make my heart peng peng peng.怦然心动
19 . 你说你穿得这么清凉,长得这么败火!
20 . 劫匪在抢劫银行时说了一句至理名言:通通不许动!钱是国家的,命是自己的!