1 . 许多人都说失去以后才懂得珍惜,其实珍惜后的失去更痛Many people say that after losing just know to cherish, actually cherish after losing more pain.
2 . 根据我对中秋节作业的分析,我已经无法直视国庆了。
3 . 凡事先讨好自己,至于别人,分交情,看心情,做人就要酷一点。
4 . 当你觉得孤独无助时,想一想还有几十万亿的细胞只为你一个人而活When you feel lonely and helpless, think there are hundreds of thousands of billions of cells a person to live for you.
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5 . 最深情的告白就是:“你的国庆作业,我写。”
6 . 我就是太阳,无需凭借谁的的光I am the sun, who don't need to rely on the light.
7 . 世界上最可笑的事情,是我知道了真相,你却还在说谎,还说的那么真。
8 . 世间太多的错失不是因为愚蠢,而是因为太聪明。Many mistakes in the world are not caused by stupidity,but exceeded intelligence.
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9 . 鼠年到了 要不要来我的米奇妙妙屋和我一起说点奇妙的话
10 . 我要挂着一串铃铛,背着一把小弩,去江湖里找心上人。
11 . 2020:来了老弟
12 . 国庆7天每天都要挨骂四次:早上不起床,起床就上网,吃饭喊不应,晚上不睡觉。
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13 . 国庆无限好,只是作业多。
14 . 我想我还是不够成熟,没办法为自己那颗浮躁的心,波澜不惊地掌舵I don't think I'm still not mature enough, can the heart blundering, for himself off peacefully at the helm.
15 . 你不要哭,他不会在乎。You don't cry, he won't care.
16 . 过年很开心,但是催婚很难过。
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17 . 你何必向不值得的人证明什么,生活得更好,就是为你自己。Why should you to prove to people who do not worth anything, live better, is for yourself.
18 . 不想过年,怕长大怕变老。
19 . 我也害怕时间说真话,自己的坚持到最后都变成一个笑话。
20 . 不顾别人感受是自私,太顾别人感受是自虐。