1 . Hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home! 有事起奏,无事退朝
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3 . 都是人造革,你是真的皮
4 . No care three seven two ten one. 不管三七二十一
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5 . Make my heart peng peng peng.怦然心动
6 . 想要考试过得去,那就开始去复习
7 . 你看看我这暴脾气,你抱我一下,我也就好了
8 . 几年前单身还被说是贵族,怎么近几年就变成狗了。
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9 . You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers!together up! 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
10 . 横溢的不只是才华,还有腰间的脂肪。
11 . As far as you go to die.有多远,死多远!
12 . 农夫山泉有点甜,男人的话有点悬。
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13 . If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条
14 . Know is know ,no know is no know,is know 也. 知之为知之,不知为不知,是知也
15 . 青春期,最怕的就是遇到更年期
16 . 希望大家不要做一个抠门的人,因为门会烂……
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17 . 别对着我吹牛皮,我不喜欢牛
18 . 你就是独一无二的,毕竟大家都没有你丑
19 . Husband and wife lung slice.夫妻肺片
20 . 青春就是放开了去跑,然后华丽丽的摔倒