1 . Never leave your key of happiness in someone elses pocket永远不要把自己通往幸福的钥匙放到别人的口袋
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3 . 养了一条鱼死了,不想土葬,我想火葬,谁知道这玩意越烤越香,然后我买了瓶啤酒!
4 . You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers!together up! 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
5 . World sing how learn 我的心好冷
6 . From meet to leave, I owe myself a lot, don't owe you anything 从相遇到离开,我欠自己良多,不欠你分毫。
7 . People grow up in ways they don't like the most 人总是会以自己最不喜欢的方式成熟。
8 . Some habits, however, was to change 有些习惯,无论如何都改不了。
9 . Some love can not insist we can only give up chic 有些爱,不能坚持,即使不舍,也只能够潇洒放弃。
10 . 如果你也是单身我便不觉得自己是光棍
11 . 七夕节秀恩爱算什么,有本事跟我在光棍节比抢东西啊。
12 . 这么冷的天,光棍已经升级成为了冰棍。
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14 . Nobody hurts children, are doomed to oneself hold up one day没人疼的孩子,注定要自己撑起一片天。
15 . 光棍节,专堵牵手情侣,必须从他俩中间走过去!哈哈哈~~
16 . Chinese dream flying nine days.中国梦飞九天
17 . Look into my eyes,you will see what you mean to me看看我的眼睛,你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。
18 . 光棍节你们缺那种只吃饭不聊天功率超小的电灯泡嘛?
19 . 我再问一遍,光棍节有人要约我吗?没有的话,我晚点再问一遍。
20 . Husband and wife lung slice.夫妻肺片